Matt Davies-Adams is joined in The Athletic studio by Duncan Alexander, Charlie Eccleshare and Joey D’Urso in a week chock-full of Champions League, Premier League and FA Cup action.
Man City ease past Bayern to set up a Champions League semi-final rematch with Real Madrid, as Erling Haaland is agonisingly close to doing a Clive Allen.
Real unsurprisingly sweep aside Chelsea to end their season. How far could the Blues slip down the table over the next 7 games?
The other semi-final will be a Milan derby, thanks partly to the unfashionable fleece Olivier Giroud. James Horncastle tells us why defeat will feel like relegation for the losing side.
It’s FA Cup semi-final weekend and Brighton and Sheffield United are the teams looking to foil a first ever all Manchester final.
The Premier League weekend sees top play bottom and what could be a Champions League play-off between Newcastle and Spurs.
Plus Steven Gerrard at Villa, the last 10 minutes of Gillingham v Leyton Orient, and Duncan versus Producer Charlie in the Inter Totally Cup!
Produced by Charlie Jones.
RUNNING ORDER:
• PART 1: Parliamentary crypto affairs (01.00)
• PART 2a: Man City through to the Champions League semi-finals (02.45)
• PART 2b: Milan clubs set up a semi, with James Horncastle (07.45)
• PART 3: Chelsea’s season ended by Real Madrid (19.00)
• PART 4: FA Cup semi-finals preview (26.00)
• PART 5: Premier League weekend preview (36.00)
• PART 6: Inter Totally Cup - Alexander versus Producer Charlie (60.00)
SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR £2 A MONTH FOR 12 MONTHS
• theathletic.com/totally
• Get serious about selling and sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at shopify.com/totally
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
