We've saved two very, very important topics for today. First: Oscars! Second: Jordyn Woods! I know, you're already foaming at the mouth ready for our hottest takes. Is there anything even left to say? (Plus, Mr. "Hot Cop" Lambert updates, Shookus is back and why we can't stop talking about Michael Bolton.) Give us an hour and we'll give you your lifeeeeeeeeeee.