How do you slow down a Ferrari?

Jimbo, James Horncastle, Alvaro Romeo and Julien Laurens cast their eye over the continent ahead of the Champions League quarter-finals.

Could Man City be in danger of underestimating Simeone’s Atletico, with Joao Felix in his best ever vein of form for the club? And can Karim Benzema inspire Real Madrid to victory over the holders Chelsea?

Bayern Munich face Villarreal but Christoph Biermann tells us how they might be in hot water for temporarily fielding 12 players at Freiburg.

From hot water to sausage water, Tor-Kristian Karlsen previews Bodo/Glimt’s rematch with Roma in the Conference League.

Domestically Barcelona beat Sevilla thanks to the seemingly harmless Pedri. And their new deal with Spotify could see song titles and artists on the front of their shirts.

Plus the holy trinity of Mbappe, Messi and Neymar score in the same game for PSG for the very first time. But there’s still apathy and angst from the ultras.

RUNNING ORDER:

• PART 1: Moment of the weekend (03m 00s)
• PART 2: Man City v Atleti & Chelsea v Real previews (07m 00s)
• PART 3: Benfica v Liverpool preview (17m 00s)
• PART 4: Crucial wins for Inter and Napoli in Serie A (25m 00s)
• PART 5a: Villarreal v Bayern preview and the latest from the Bundesliga with Christoph Biermann (34m 00s)
• PART 5b: Barcelona 1-0 Sevilla (48m 00s)
• PART 5c: Bodo/Glimt v Roma preview with Tor-Kristian Karlsen (51m 00s)
• PART 6: Ligue 1 latest (59m 00s)

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