You are alright. For you, this is nothing.

Jimbo discusses the Premier League weekend with Charlie Eccleshare, Daniel Storey & Matt Davies-Adams, a matchday with some truly unforgettable moments.

Arsenal bag the bragging rights by beating Tottenham in the North London derby, despite Lamela and his rabona providing one of the great Premier League goals. But did Mourinho revert to type with his tactics?

Elsewhere did Man United’s narrow win over West Ham actually show the chasm between the two sides?

Chris Wilder leaves soon-to-be relegated Sheffield United. Will he turn up at a Premier League club or aspiring Premier League club next season?

Matt hears Bielsa, Tuchel and Kevin Friend at close quarters on the touchline at Elland Road. And we pay tribute to Dyche, McNeil and Burnley’s witchcraft.

Plus Vardy’s Kane-esque role and spiteful celebrations.

RUNNING ORDER:

• PART 1a: Moments of the weekend (01m 30s)
• PART 1b: Arsenal 2-1 Tottenham (05m 00s)
• PART 2a: Man Utd 1-0 West Ham (19m 30s)
• PART 2b: Wilder leaves Sheffield United, with Richard Sutcliffe (23m 30s)
• PART 2c: Leeds 0-0 Chelsea (34m 00s)
• PART 3: Southampton 1-2 Brighton & Newcastle 1-1 Aston Villa (41m 30s)
• PART 4a: Everton 1-2 Burnley (45m 30s)
• PART 4b: The rest of the Premier League action (53m 00s)
• PART 5: The odds with Carl Monaghan from Paddy Power (55m 30s)
• PART 6: Spite-filled celebrations (57m 30s)

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