Jessie Christiansen and the hedonic treadmill of planets.

Surendra Adhikari and the melting Milankovitch cycles.

Danny Lobell and the firmly mansplained philosophy.

Prof. Peter Plavchan, Richard Chassler and the ensemble of alien mega-structures.

Daniel Busby and the Rube Goldberg machine.

Jerry Zucker and don't call me surely.

Brian Brophy and the questionably sentient Pokémon.

Matthew Buckley and the disappointed ambulance chasers.

Courtney Dressing and the pale red dot.

Hakeem Oluseyi and the Olympic distraction.