Remus blinks at him, a look on his face that James can’t quite read. “James,” he says slowly, “are you proposing?”
James snorts, earning him an aggressive “sh” from the Ravenclaw at the next table. “Why?” he arches his brow suggestively, “would you say yes?”
“Absolutely not.”
“Ah,” he clutches his chest. “Remus, you wound me.”