I read more than 500 papers while researching this book and drank at least 483 cups of tea (I didn’t start counting until I was partway through). I drank deuterated water, spiked my tea with l-theanine, and sampled tea with more than the usual amount of GABA. I wired my teapots and teacups with temperature sensors and measured cooling curves. I tried decaffeinating tea with vodka (not recommended). I did not scrape snow off the plum blossoms in my yard to melt for tea, despite the rave reviews in an 8th century manuscript.