VAMPIRE

enough of this deep thinking. Amy grabbed her steak up with her non-

Being male means that one does not have to be nice: well-mannered, yes; well-dressed, yes, but nice?

No matter how much night sleep she got, however, she always felt the same the next day,

hours of darkness have a comfortable feel

Horses sweat, men perspire, and women glow.”

Walking alone at night had never been a problem for Amy as she had good night vision. Again, I have said this sort of stuff before, but as mostly stupid humans will be reading this, I try to speak slowly and explain long words. Look, the hours of darkness have a comfortable feel to them

Okay, so I am a vampire; so what? Yes, I do bite, so just shut up, human readers, and listen, or you will discover just how sharp my fangs are.

If Google maps ever decides to photograph our house from the air, someone is going to have one heck of a shock!

o tell anyone wishing to become a vampire

Well, Amy thought, perhaps I can be ahead of a fashionable new trend on having body piercing for the hands, or perhaps I could start one; someone had to invent ear piercing and nose rings. An eyebrow ring was always in style, and she could already wear lip rings from the number of times she had bitten herself! By the way, instantly healing only happens in the movies, unless you call using sticky plasters and waiting for it to itch and scab over instant healing; personally, I do not