Technically I was born 21 years before this story begins, but let's
not quibble the details, ok? I graduated from college three days
after my twenty first birthday. Two weeks later I was in Maryland,
with a programming job and nothing to do. One of the things I promised myself was that on my twenty first birthday I was going to try gay sex. I surfed online to find a recent manual on safe sex and
anonymously asked a newsgroup where a good local club was and the basics of how not to be a dumbass…
