A piercing gastritis, a cat to take to the vet, and a screaming monkey perched on a plum tree in my garden… and it was only ten o’ clock!
If you never woke up one morning and found an astute, naughty monkey hiding in your garden, then you can’t even imagine how much cold-blood, shrewdness and determination it takes to get out alive from such an absurd situation.
Now, if you’re not cold-blooded, shrewd and determined at all, well, that is a problem…
