Jokes & Quotes

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“Never argue with a fool … people watching may not be able to tell the difference

Fishers of Men - Lifetime in Construction

“The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that ain't so.” -- Mark Twain

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“USA Today has come out with a new survey-apparently; three out of every four people make up 75 percent of the population.” -- Dave Letterman

“No matter how much you revisit the past, there is nothing new to see

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“Don’t expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong

One cries because one is sad. I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad

“Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

“Someone who hates you normally hates you for one of three reasons. They either see you as a threat, “they hate themselves or they want to be you.”

My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure."