Red Clocks

“What do you call a time-traveling flower shop?”
Ro/Miss raises one eyebrow.
“Back to the Fuchsia,” says the daughter.

Somebody’s mom came to class who’s a dental hygienist and said even the nub of an adult tooth growing in still needs to be brushed.

“Which roots and herbs, exactly?”
She’s one of those people who think they will understand something if they hear its name, when really they will only hear its name.