It’s Christmas time in the small midwestern town of Looville, and many of the residents fear the retribution and retaliation from the nearby university and the tolerant and openminded students, who are constantly and deeply offended by people who don’t see the world through a delusional pinhole.
Their leader is a woman by the name of Ettigrouje, a wealthy upper middle-class gender studies professor, who won’t take a day off this Christmas to let the townsfolk celebrate in peace. Her role in life is to educate everyone into strict conformity within a never-ending hysterical delusion.
Then someone unexpected comes to town.