My lodger Kyle was excited for the release of the newest film in the franchise, but when it becomes apparent it’s a dud our fancy premium seating seems like a waste of money.
A popcorn mishap sees me accidentally make a grab for Kyle’s crotch and suddenly the reclining seats seem to be living up to their price-tag.
Read how I tackle Kyle’s length in the back of the cinema, taking his love inside me like any good woman should.
