The Reluctant Vampire

They look like the cats. Like the big fluffy cat she’s been stepped on and flattened to a big fluffy pancake cat,” Alessandro argued.
“Well, perhaps

Sad but true. However, in my defense, I didn’t used to be until you arrived on the scene. So it must be some naughty vibe I’m getting off you

“A very tiny French maid’s apron that covers barely anything, and you can be bent over dusting something with your beautiful tush poking up, and I can come up behind you and ravish you like some wicked lord of the manor.”