LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right…For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of these Jerk Unicorn Jokes, Jerk Cat Jokes and these funny Cat Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! Cat and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious & humorous unicorn and cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Inside you'll find jerky cat and unicorn moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think