Best Day Ever

Love is such a complicated thing to us humans. We overanalyze, we fret, we try to understand it.

She’s portraying her individualism through outward expressions, like tattoos and unique hair color

They live in a dictatorship, not a democracy. End of story.

Marriage, I remind myself again, is a give or take. I’ll give now, so I can take charge later

don’t agree with that look unless you are thin. If you aren’t a thin woman, you should wear a dress. A loose-fitting dress that will cover all your excess, that will hide your sins

Processed meat, dairy

Not even Toft’s. Besides, dairy is bad for you, you know that. It’s mucus. Perfect for baby cows but that’s all