Daddy Issues (1-Act Play)

My standards only include a pulse at this point so it's never very hard to rustle up a new one on short notice.

least he paid for the coffee. I should have known something was up when he paid. Normally he'd suggest we split it and I'd go for it because I'm a modern woman. And he'd always go for it when I offered to pay because he's a modern asshole.

All men? You've surveyed every single one?
Amelia
It's a law of averages kind of thing. In my life, I've dated... oh... about twenty men, right? All of them were assholes. So that's one hundred percent of my random sample.