How to Murder Your Life: A Memoir

Being high all of the time was like being in a bubble: there was always a chemical barrier between myself and other people

Jeff Koons retrospective

Michael Vick abused dogs

Willem de Kooning’s Woman and Bicycle

I’m babbling like I just freebased; I can’t shut the fuck up.

TMZ’s Harvey Levin, and I can’t think of anyone

and called me “Hot Bukowski.”

Amphetamine Logic,” like the Sisters of Mercy song.

We can fake it [for a time] . . . before we turn into coddled emotional vampire nightmares.”

Oh well. I had more pressing concerns—like getting skinnier!