Boffing Beasties

Human beings are not the only creatures who enjoy sex. Here is a collection of 12 tongue-in-cheek short stories by George Boxlicker, all of them about some other beings who also enjoy themselves sexually with human beings or other beasties. The descriptions of this enjoyment are highly detailed and the language is graphic, so this book is intended for adults only.

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Excerpt from:  “Love with a Werewolf”:

Molly and Richard were naked as they sat quietly in their bedroom waiting for the moon to rise. It would be full that night and both were eagerly anticipating what the big lunar orb would do to Richard and what he would be able to do for himself and for Molly when its effects were felt. Richard is a werewolf, but nothing like the savage brutes of movie notoriety. Due to some quirk in his genetic code, the gravitational effects of every full moon give him the shape and most other physical characteristics of a large, young wolf, but he always remains Richard, gentle and loving, especially toward Molly. Usually, their sex life is fairly ordinary, maybe not even that good, but every time the moon is full, it’s earthquakes, hurricanes and skyrockets in the night.

Their bed and dresser, with its mirror removed, were pushed against the door, just in case somebody might hear some of the strange noises that they would be making and try to investigate. Their mattress was on the floor because, as a wolf, it is easier for Richard to move around on the low surface than on the more elevated bed. Stacks of pillows were available for Molly to put under herself or to otherwise help them derive the greatest pleasure from what they would be doing. The mirror from the dresser was propped up beside the mattress so she could look into it to thrill at the erotic sight they would soon become. Everything was ready and the rising of the moon was the last thing that had to occur.

As the moon rose, they both watched Richard’s hands. The first change in his outer appearance would be there when they would elongate into a wolf’s paws and dark fur would cover their backs. Seconds before that happened, Richard would feel some of his internal organs rearranging themselves but that was hard to describe so it was easier to watch his hands to know when the change started.

“It’s happening,” Richard announced. He didn’t need to say anything else. The dark fur began rapidly covering his hands and he got on his knees just off the mattress so he would be ready. Molly sat on the edge of the mattress facing him and watching the fur cover his body, his ears grow pointed and his face change into a sharp snout. Minutes after the transformation started it was complete, and the form of a large grey and black wolf was facing Molly.

Although the body was that of a wolf, the mind and the emotions were those of Richard, who loves his wife dearly and yearns to sexually satisfy her and himself as well. He knows the art of making love to a woman but his human body is not up to the demands he wants to make on it. His wolf body, however, can satisfy any woman when it is directed by the mind of a man as loving and knowledgeable as Richard.

Before doing anything else, he held out his paws and his wife strapped oven mitts on them. His wolf’s claws are not really very sharp but they are sharp enough to inflict painful scratches on delicate parts of Molly’s body during the enthusiastic sex they would be doing later and the mitts were to prevent that. They had learned this trick from previous painful experience.