Sandra Staines

Bouncy Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Simon.
Simon who?
Simon Aim. Simon Aim. Yeah! Wow, I could have a hit record with that.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Delaware.
Delaware who?
Delaware you've been missing him so Del's come to visit you.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cod.
Cod who?
Cod you let me in please?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Plaice.
Plaice who?
Place looks pretty run down. Are you not doing any maintenance?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Seamus.
Seamus who?
Seamus not friends anymore. We should put the past behind us.
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20 printed pages
Original publication
2015
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