1. Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 1

it’s to set people’s expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

set people’s expectations real low so you
end up surprising them by practically doing
nothing at all.

The Kindle allows kids to have the

I’m having a seriously hard time

Tuesday
First of all, let me get something straight: This
is a Journal, not a diary. I know what it
says on the cover, but when Mom went out to
buy this thing I specifically told her to
get one that didn’t say “diary” on it.
Great. All I need is for some jerk to catch me
carrying this book around and get the wrong idea.
The other thing I want to clear up right away
is that this was mom’s idea, not mine.
But if she thinks I’m going to write down my
“feelings” in here or whatever, she’s crazy. So
just don’t expect me to be all “Dear Diary” this
and “Dear Diary” that.
Sissy!
Punch