My Favorite Mistake

Love and hate are completely different.”

“Not really. They’re the two sides of the same coin. One flip and you can be on the other side before you know it. I’ll take either one from you

You’re not just doing that to impress her, are you?”

“Everything I do is to impress her. It’s my mission in life

My mom isn’t as angry as I am. She’s much nicer.”

“How could anyone be nicer than you?”

“I’m thinking of two words to describe you, and they are ass and kisser.”

“I love kissing your ass

“Aw, Missy, I wouldn’t leave you right now. I’m gonna be stuck to you. Just like this.”

“It’s going to be hard for me to go to class.”

“Just throw a towel over me, no one will notice.”

Perfectly imperfect.”

“Like us

I’ll be in the kitchen. Just scream if you need anything and I’ll be there with a knife or two.”

“I hate you.”

“Nice try.”

“I love you?” Worth a shot.

“Not yet. But you will

“I don’t like him.”

“But you don’t not like him.”

, hello, secret that Hunter didn’t want me to know. Nice to meet you.

I didn’t drug it, I swear. I wouldn’t need drugs to get you into bed,”