Rival

Just then, two cell phone ringers sounded, and everyone pulled their

attention off Jason and Patricia.

sets to make a dance floor.

U2’s “All I Want I

But what really hurt was being forced by my mother into that clinic, into that room,

seven-year-old

a great dad someday. Tell her, Lucas.”

Lucas looked up at me and didn’t even blink. “He taught me how to tell when a woman is wearing a thong.”

I burst out laughing, putting my hand over my mouth

Jared’s car was a Mustang Boss 302.

It was all a misunderstanding

Now they were all up in each other’s shit like Romeo and Juliet. The porno version.

There were people I liked and people I didn’t like. People I loved and people I hated.

But there was only one person I loved to hate.

Women always have to ask questions they really don’t want the answers to.”