Only the Brave

If Regulus wants rid of James, he’s going to have to try a lot harder than that.

Shockingly, Regulus has developed a new appreciation for muggles. If this is how they heal from everything, he’s begrudgingly impressed. They are some resilient motherfuckers

Who’s the idiot now? How did Regulus miss this? Salazar’s cape on a pole. He should be put in boyfriend jail.

“We don’t talk about you, you arrogant dimwit,” Regulus snaps. The audacity of this guy. He’s absolutely fucking insufferable.
“Your loss. I’m very interesting in every capacity. Including as a topic of conversation,” Sirius replies, one hundred percent unironically.

amount of boobs he’s already seen is alarming. He’s starting to suspect some of it hasn’t been accidental, which is frankly terrifying.

“Potter. You have five seconds to remove yourself from my presence before I start to remove your limbs from your body,”

This is a problem, because over his dead body is he going to humiliate himself by looking for James to ask for more.

James truly gave him those cigarettes simply because he felt grateful Regulus helped with that last vial of potion. Nothing more. Nothing less.

He’s sitting on the floor again. Evan’s hand is near his hair again. They’re pretending it’s not happening. Again. “But everyone knows he’s got a grudge against Snape.”

He works hard, but apparently there are times when Horace Slughorn works harder.