I had such a steady diet of riot-control gas that I became a junkie, & I still get nostalgic for it on slow nights
Estefanía Camachohas quoted2 years ago
Muhammad Ali was not lucky. He was fast, very fast
Estefanía Camachohas quoted2 years ago
there are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.”
Estefanía Camachohas quoted2 years ago
have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side
thebestcomedyhas quoted6 years ago
Tomorrow I plan to dynamite my cesspool, which will blow up my driveway and perhaps even the county road—in order to get the sewage out of my basement.