I accidentally texted my boss late at night, asking him to share some adult movies with me.
He doesn't just ignore it. He personally shows up at my door and says, “Sorry, no adult movies, but how about a live show?”
Long story short, that night turns into something wild and passionate. But when I woke up the next day, I realized that I could get fired over this!
Just when I think things can't get any weirder, my boss drops the bombshell: “Do you want to marry me?”
I swear, I am speechless. Is he being serious or just messing with me?
