The bride of the silver dragon

My body senses that this story is not at all humorous, because some of the intimate parts of my body begin to shrink treacherously.
“Margot said that if I offend her beloved little sister, she will pin my personal belongings to the floor. Every nail. There were about a dozen of them, K’Rraig, and believe me, she wasn’t joking or exaggerating.
I shift uncomfortably from foot to foot, but still feel as if Margarita Sheremetyeva is already standing behind me.