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"His boyfriend was your queer awakening, and then you ended up dating his little brother. James, you're lucky he loves you so much, or I think he'd try to kill you, mate."

"I asked what your queer awakening was," Evan says slowly.

"Oh, right. Remus, third year," James replies, then freezes as his eyes widen. "Wait, fuck, don't tell Sirius."

"The good news is, I moved on from Lily. I'm not in love with her anymore," James says weakly. "The shocking news is, I'm now utterly, irreparably in love with your little brother."